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"Why are carrots orange?"

"Carrots are orange because they are the same species as oranges. If you plant the seed right-side-up, it grows upward as an orange tree. If you plant it upside-down, it grows downward and becomes a carrot."

"What??"

"This is also why carrots don't have seeds. They grow from upside-down orange seeds instead."

"What about purple carrots?"

"That's what you get if you plant a plum seed upside-down."

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