Metaphors at the Truman Household
Dec. 14th, 2018 01:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Yeah, this isn't my first rodeo. I know which side of the bed the shoes are buttered on."
"What??"
"I like my metaphors the way I like my drinks: mixed."
"What??"
"I like my metaphors the way I like my drinks: mixed."