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"I have some questions for you, wizard," said the adventurer. "In the tavern today I heard rumors of strange creatures, hybrids created by unnatural sorcery, and I was wondering if they are real."

"Tell me about these creatures," I mused, setting my tankard aside.

"One dwarf said that she had seen a bear with the head of an owl."

"Owlbears, yes. I fought a few in my younger days."

"A traveler from faraway lands spoke of bears with the heads of tigers."

"Kalidahs. They're real enough, or so I've heard from a very reliable source, but only live in a distant land called 'Munchkin Country,' presumably because they are so overpowered."

"And lastly, an elven farmer told me of a bull with the head of a finch."

I nearly laughed with derision. "Bullfinches?" I scoffed. "Mythology."

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