Mythical Creatures Q&A
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"I have some questions for you, wizard," said the adventurer. "In the tavern today I heard rumors of strange creatures, hybrids created by unnatural sorcery, and I was wondering if they are real."
"Tell me about these creatures," I mused, setting my tankard aside.
"One dwarf said that she had seen a bear with the head of an owl."
"Owlbears, yes. I fought a few in my younger days."
"A traveler from faraway lands spoke of bears with the heads of tigers."
"Kalidahs. They're real enough, or so I've heard from a very reliable source, but only live in a distant land called 'Munchkin Country,' presumably because they are so overpowered."
"And lastly, an elven farmer told me of a bull with the head of a finch."
I nearly laughed with derision. "Bullfinches?" I scoffed. "Mythology."
"Tell me about these creatures," I mused, setting my tankard aside.
"One dwarf said that she had seen a bear with the head of an owl."
"Owlbears, yes. I fought a few in my younger days."
"A traveler from faraway lands spoke of bears with the heads of tigers."
"Kalidahs. They're real enough, or so I've heard from a very reliable source, but only live in a distant land called 'Munchkin Country,' presumably because they are so overpowered."
"And lastly, an elven farmer told me of a bull with the head of a finch."
I nearly laughed with derision. "Bullfinches?" I scoffed. "Mythology."
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Date: 2018-09-11 01:16 pm (UTC)