Figgy Pudding at the Truman household

"Fresh figs are tasty."

"No, figs are objectively not tasty."

"Figs are tasty! Until you eat a pound of them and then your mouth goes all latexy."

"Oh, just like black pudding."

"No! Nothing like black pudding!"

"But black pudding is pretty tasty until you eat a pound of it."

"It does not make your mouth go all latexy."