Grammy Awards

The Comical Grammar Award of the Year goes to:

"...a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no."

(from TVTropes)

Overheard in the Truman Kitchen

"Okay, you can have pasta, but only if you let me make the sauce."

"Let me get this straight: I can purchase the right to eat pasta by allowing you to make fresh sauce from scratch to put on it? Ooh, twist my arm."

...

"Should I add one peppercorn or two?"

"Three!"

"Noooooo!"

"OH NOES IT IS SPICY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"