Phone Calls at the Truman Household
Apr. 30th, 2017 10:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Hey Dad, I have an ornithology question for you."
"Okay, go ahead."
"What kind of bird is black and orange and catches flies but does not eat them?"
*laughs* "Is this a joke?"
"Mayyyyyybe."
"Black and orange and catches flies but does not eat them..."
"Yeah."
"Baltimore Oriole."
Can't get nothin' past my dad.
"Okay, go ahead."
"What kind of bird is black and orange and catches flies but does not eat them?"
*laughs* "Is this a joke?"
"Mayyyyyybe."
"Black and orange and catches flies but does not eat them..."
"Yeah."
"Baltimore Oriole."
Can't get nothin' past my dad.