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barnabas_truman) wrote2012-03-22 01:22 am
barnabas_truman) wrote2012-03-22 01:22 am
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Overheard in the Truman pantheon
"Are there any Roman goddesses associated with cats?"
"There's Freya, but she's Norse, and ancient Rome is before her time anyway."
"Well, what would a young Freya be doing on Mount Olympus?"
"Maybe Jove got bored with his own pantheon and started inviting foreign underage fertility goddesses over for some fun."
"..."
"Underage fertility goddesses--would that be Tartarus-bait?"
"Too soon."
"Too soon? It's ancient Rome!"
"There's Freya, but she's Norse, and ancient Rome is before her time anyway."
"Well, what would a young Freya be doing on Mount Olympus?"
"Maybe Jove got bored with his own pantheon and started inviting foreign underage fertility goddesses over for some fun."
"..."
"Underage fertility goddesses--would that be Tartarus-bait?"
"Too soon."
"Too soon? It's ancient Rome!"